Hump Day Wednesday! theFrothy is always on the hunt for some serious ass and we found a great set for this week. We think we’re getting pretty good at finding some of the premiere asses on the Internet. We’re always looking for nice pictures of butts to post here. If you want to participate in our Ass Parade, submit your pictures or email them to .
Jimmy Fallon pulled of yet another hilarious musical stunt when he slow jammed the news with President Barack Obama on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.
The train-wreck that is Bobby Petrino’s life continues to spiral down the toilet as news comes out that he also carried on a text message relationship with Alison Melder, also known as the 2008 “Miss Motorcycle Mania”. According to a DeadSpin report, there were at least 200 texts and a handful of picture messages. TheFrothy can only assume the texts weren’t to discuss the state of Republican politics in Arkansas. (Melder was senate assistant with the Republican Party of Arkansas.) But then again, it is an election year. Apparently, the Republican Party of Arkansas scouts talent more progressively than most other GOP groups – they use a website called TalentFinder.tv.
Here is a video of Alison Melder in the Miss Bikini 2008 Swimsuit Competition. Apparently she won the title. *Note to self – don’t go to Arkansas for bikini contests.
Frankly, this isn’t at the same level of torrid depravity as the Tiger Woods situation a few years back. But, it was a 50-year-old football coach of a top flight college football program with a penchant for assholi-ness that borders on insanely ludicrous. Let us go to the tale of the tape:
- July 2006 – Petrino signs 10-year, $26.5 million contract with Louisville.
- January 2007 – After flatly denying and desire to leave Louisville, Petrino signs on as head coach of the Atlanta Falcons for 5 years, $24 million.
- December 2007 – Petrino quits as head coach of the Falcons with 3 games left in the season. He informs assistant coaches and players with a form letter. Assumes the head coaching job at the University of Arkansas.
- After 4 years of improvement on the field, Petrino crashes his motorcycle into a tree with a 25-year-old former-student-athlete-turned-football-assistant Jessica Dorrell in the back seat.
- Panic ensues and Petrino’s professional and personal life unravel faster than his head coaching career in the NFL.
TheFrothy is going to allow this story to marinate for at least a few more weeks. There’s bound to be more stink that bubbles up out of this cesspool of tabloid entertainment. And theFrothy will be right there to point and laugh.
One of the kings of 1990s hip-hop made an appearance at the 2012 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. Tupac Shakur, aka 2Pac aka Makaveli, may he rest in peace, graced the stage courtesy of a hologram technology created by special effects studio Digital Domain. The estimated costs are between $100,000 and $400,000 according AV Concepts, the company in charge of setting up the spectacular show stopper.
Tupac took the stage with rap superstars Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, and performed two of his better known singles – Hail Mary and Two of Americaz Most Wanted.
Kevin Winter/Getty Images for Coachella
Following our post about Jennifer Love Hewitt getting a breast reduction, we thought it only appropriate to do her cleavage justice by sourcing pictures of her cleavage in all its glory.
We got our hands on some pictures of JLH and her boobs and we gotta disagree with Lifetime on this. Jennifer Love Hewitt…probably the only reason people tune into The Client List.
Whoever it was at Lifetime who approved the altering for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s lovely lady lumps on their advertising has officially been put on theFrothy’s shit list! We want names, we want them now and we won’t be happy until her head is served to us on a silver platter! While you’re at it – throw on a grilled rib-eye steak, medium-rare with a healthy heaping side of J.Love’s ample boobage. Hold the cabernet, we drink Scotch here at theFrothy.
Seriously, Lifetime exec – what are you thinking? There are only two reasons Jennifer Love Hewitt’s acting career is showing any signs of a pulse, and you’ve decided to “de-emphasize” each of them on your advertisements? It’s not like the male (heterosexual) demographic is running in droves to turn on their TV sets to anything related to Lifetime programming. And, you probably lost a few thousand lesbians while you’re at it. Who exactly is your target audience for the ‘Client List’? Jennifer Love Hewitt. In a massage parlor. That offers sex. Susie Homemaker with the 3 kids and the golden retriever? Riiiiiiiiiiight.
So…Let me get this straight. Jennifer Love Hewitt will be playing a down and out housewife who takes a job at a massage parlor that offers sexual services. To help her make ends meet. Jennifer. Love. Hewitt. Massage Parlor. Sexy times. Hold on a second – imagination running wild. Wait…what?!?! It’s on Lifetime, not on HBO? Sonofva…no full frontals? Not even a minor nip slip? This is bullshit.
Carry on. Nothing to see here.
Update: We wanted some justice for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s work in the Client List, so we did this.
In honor of this face cram on the mug of Los Angeles Lakers Pau Gasol by Los Angeles Clippers Blake Griffin, theFrothy compiled our list of the Top 5 NBA In Your Face Dunks of All Time. Well, actually, it’s only a list of ones we care about so feel free to disagree and share your top grill-rocker videos.
5. D-Wade Clowns Anderson Varejao
theFrothy’s Take: Dwyane Wade was once known as “Flash” – as in the superhero. This ruthless dunk on Anderson Varejao shows us he’s really “Batman”. The best part – Varejao falling backwards head-over-heels into the basket supports. It’s like the Dark Knight taking out the Joker with a trusty bat-a-rang. Or, in Varejao’s case – Sideshow Bob.
4. TMac Storms the Mormon
theFrothy’s Take: Tracy McGrady was never one to show too much emotion on the court. If we were to make an educated guess, we would attribute TMac’s easy-going nature to an early childhood transfusion of turtle blood to combat his ADHD. Nothing like a chance to posterize Shawn Bradley to get a man’s blood flowing – and boy was McGrady fired up after this one. Let’s face it, getting ‘Bradley’d’ was the original getting ‘Mozgov’d’. I think there were at least 30 search results for ‘Shawn Bradley gets posterized’ on Google, including a few bonus clips of the Stormin’ Mormon getting into ill-fated fisticuffs against other players trying their hand on Bradleying Bradley.
3. Kobe Snakes Dwight Howard
theFrothy’s Take: Admittedly, Dwight Howard is one of our least favorite NBA players. Not only did he bogart Shaq’s original moniker of ‘Superman’, but he’s also a two-faced, weak-kneed, lily-livered so and so. The dude is too busy dancing and goofing off to take seriously, and his handling of a trade request this season left everyone shaking their damn heads. And, we’re not even Orlando Magic fans, who are about to take it hard and fast for the second time (sans lube) in a decade when Howard eventually leaves for greener pastures. Enter Kobe Bryant. He welcomes Dwight Howard to the league in 2004 with a Black Mamba mushroom stamp to Dwight’s forehead. Who’s Superman now, bitch!?!?
2. Scottie Pippen Disrespects Patrick Ewing
theFrothy’s Take: We brought this one out of the dusty vault because of its sheer audacity and arrogance. Let’s jump into the wormhole, back to May 20, 1994 when BITTER rivals, the Chicago Bulls and New York Knicks went toe-to-toe in what was more like a heavyweight fight (back when heavyweights were the real deal) than a playoff basketball game. Scottie Pippen just obliterates Patrick Ewing with a one-handed, cock-it-back and shove it down your throat dunk from the wing. It was jaw-dropping. And, above and beyond the dunk itself was the disrespect Pippen shows Ewing afterward. First, taking a swing at the All-Star center on his way down; then, stepping over his head like he was avoiding a stinky lump of dog shit on a sidewalk. You just don’t get this stuff any more with today’s NBA. Many out there would choose another dunk on Ewing by another, more famous Chicago Bull, but for sheer enjoyment and ridiculousness – this easily tops that choice by a mile.
1.Vince Carter Lights Up Zo
theFrothy’s Take: We chose this for our top spot because of our tremendous respect for both players. Vince Carter has been doing ridiculous things in the rarefied air since his days at North Carolina. Woe to any and all that challenge his air superiority. Likewise, Alonzo Mourning is warrior among men. Hell, even getting a kidney transplant couldn’t stop Zo from dominating on the court. So, nothing was going to keep Zo from trying to reject HalfManHalfAmazing’s attempt to zero in on yet another eye-opening, crowd-gasping dunk. And, this video shows the aftermath. Vince rising up, mission locked in, body cocked sideways – hanging mid-air like a Maxtrix-movie special effect. Alonzo, gathering himself, taking off with two feet, intent on stonewalling any and all comers. They meet. Zo flying out of the picture. Vince triumpant. Queue the announcers giggling like hormonal schoolgirls. And we are all witnesses.
Bonus Clips: Blake Griffin Coins New Phrases on the Regular
Before Griffin added ‘Pau’d’ to Webster’s Dictionary, he first coined ‘Mozgov’d’ and ‘Kendrick’d’. More than the dunks themselves, the best part about this video is the reaction of the benchwarmer on the Knicks sideline who practically ejaculates on his teammate when Blake unleashes on Timofey Mozgov. Then, just as quick as his excitement comes on, it fades when he realizes, “Oh shit, that was on one of my guys…compose yourself dumbass. But daaayaam!”
Cleavage Monday, because it’s that time again. It’s another Monday and you could use some motivation. Nothing like an awesome pair of boobs to get your week started. We’ve got a doozy of a set this week. Which is your favorite? Enjoy!
We thought we’d save this one for the day after Easter since it features an unholy hot mess of a C-Level (being generous here) celebrity. TheFrothy remembers when Lindsay Lohan was a cute and engaging little ginger. We loved her as that precocious ingenue in the remake of “The Parent Trap”. OH HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED! Guess it was all down hill after “Herbie: Fully Loaded”. The video morphs Lindsay’s likeness through 25 years of hard living. Who’da thunk that experimenting with lesbianism could have such a harsh effect on your physical being. Guess that minor dalliance with the yayo didn’t help either.
We think we can fast forward the next 25 years and just cut to the chase. Here’s theFrothy’s prediction of Lindsay Lohan in the Year 2037.
Happy Easter from hottie Kate Upton! The 19 year old blond bombshell did a promo video in celebration of Easter holiday weekend. We’re quite impressed with the results. Kate Upton — Check! Kate Upton in a bunny outfit — Check! Kate Upton in a bunny outfit in a video and animated GIFs — Check! Enjoy guys! And a “Hoppy” Easter to theFrothy fans out there!
